Here is my inspiration, an email gone horribly wrong:

I had just bought a Piccolo figurine and had told Snack that I was putting it together. The following is the email messaging leading up to the finale: Snack:Enjoy the piccolo figure [strikes a piccolo pose] Tuberat: you're just too funny there marc! hehe *paints your face green and puts your ears on a stretcho rack...* Snack: [stretch!] ouchie - easy Nikki easy [stretch!] ooooh... - ok, I think you nicked my ear with the rack clamp, get me that white towel to wrap around my head, "apply direct pressure", you know..there that should take care of it, thanks. Now I'm just going to stand in the corner here and fold my arms and pout real intensely until the pain subsides, ok? Tuberat: whoops...that was just a tad messy now wasn't it? Snack: But I look the part now - it's all in the name of art ;) Tuberat: well if you look the part now, i wanna see a picture! Snack: Because you demanded it, Nikki!

This picture was done by artist Marc (SNACK) Del'Erba

So here is my END result:

Okay, so our house isn't that neat....but who cares! It's Artistic License! Oh, and as for what it says on the tv: Twas the night before xmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not tuberat nor cat. The stockings were hung by the game systems with care, in hopes that Saint Snaccolo soon would be there...

Cheesy huh? okay okay...I admit it...but its FUNNY!

Isn't it?